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Apple finally addresses the lack of diversity in emoji

As most of you are aware, people have been up in arms, ever since the first emoji made an appearance in 1998, about the lack of cultural diversity in the ideograms originally created by Shigetaka Kurita. The lack of sensitivity in these so-called emoji is to be expected since the Japanese have long been known …

Apple having learned from Samsung, is now copying Google

The entire tech world is abuzz with news of a minivan equipped with an array of cameras mounted on its roof which has been seen driving around San Francisco. That in itself isn’t that exciting, but the minivan was found to be leased to Apple. Based on just these two pieces of information, it is …

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What you need to know about the Apple Watch

There is absolutely nothing you need to know. And, if you do, then what you also need is a fresh perspective on life, and what you are doing with it. So here are some things you do need to know. How to properly use punctuation How to stop posting selfies How to use a public …

Apple to max-out on the gold Apple Watch douche factor

Some of you may have been worried that you wouldn’t be able to increase your douchiness enough by getting the Apple Watch, but since Apple is the leader in innovation, they foresaw the need from the hipster community and decided to include a gold edition which will cost thousands of dollars, hence necessitating the installation …

Apple’s 2015 Q1 numbers are somewhat impressive

Summary for Android fansDon’t worry. Q2 2015 will certainly be a terrible one for Apple. Don’t worry. Q2 2015 will certainly be a terrible one for Apple. Indeed, as the heading of the article says, the numbers of Apple’s first quarter of the 2015 fiscal year are impressive, which is really odd, because Steve Jobs …

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Amazon to enter email market with WorkMail

Note to Prime membersNo, you won’t be able to stream your emails. It is likely that you are familiar with Google’s and Microsoft’s email offering, and soon you’ll have a third choice when it comes to workplace email—Amazon’s WorkMail. The service is part of the Amazon Web Services suite of cloud-powered tools. WorkMail will offer …

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Apple Watch to be available sometime in April

Summary for hipstersThe iWatch will become available for increasing your hipster cred in April. During Apple’s quarterly earnings report, Time Cook said that the Apple Watch is “right on schedule.” “My expectations are very high on [Apple Watch]. I’m using it every day and love it and can’t live without it,” said Cook. The Apple …

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The Muslim fashion world is about to explode!

Summary for Giorgio ArmaniYou have nothing to worry about. Things always seem impossible until they are not. And Muslim women’s fashion presented an oxymoron until Modanisa, a Turkish company, stepped in to revolutionize the industry. Based on recent estimates, the Muslim fashion market is worth about $200 billion, yet there are hardly any online retailers …

Google to launch wireless service

Summary for idiotsGoogle is going to offer cell phone service. New reports have surfaced stating that Google will launch a wireless service this year. The reports state that Google plans to offer wireless services as a Mobile Virtual Network Operator (MVNO) using Sprint and T-Mobile services. Based on past experience with Google products, here are …

4chan founder to step down

Summary for old peopleA young guy, who made more money than you ever will by setting up a message board which was used mostly for porn, is not going to run his site anymore. Since I have resolved to only talk about important news on here, I thought it would be imperative to mention something …